Christmas

CHRISTMAS PINE

LASDI©

Amid all the hullabaloo, the to-and-fro, and the busiest time of year since EVER, it's okay to treat yourself in a way you can still rely on not to expand your waistband for the holiday season.  This is a great way to have a holiday treat without inflammation as you destress from the hordes of chaos outside. This was an appetizer I made when The Kid brought The DIL and our Litlelest Grittle for dinner, which happens to be during the holiday season.  Being our youngest, he seems to be the one that will eat just about anything, and not quite as picky as his siblings.  So I knew he would be adventurous enough to try it - and he LOVED IT! I then used the lone leftover piece for The Hubster's brekkie the next morning with a sunny egg and it went over even better than the night before! As the intense themer I am, I also felt pine nuts and rosemary added just the right Christmas touch to the very Italian meal I made. So READ ON, Readers!  And then make yourself a magical dish that can do just as well as an app, a side, or a main!  Or even leftovers!

CHRISTMAS PINE

(PINE NUT BRANDIED CARAMELIZED ONION ROSEMARY FLATBREAD)

1 1/2 cups pine nuts

extra virgin olive oil (evoo)

8 onions, sliced

1/2 cup brandy

4 sprigs rosemary, minced

your favorite low-carb crust (see notes)

2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese

sea salt, to taste,

pepper, to taste

Start by setting your oven to 375.  Next, pour your pine nuts into a preheated pan on medium-high heat, stirring and shaking them around every thirty seconds or so until browned and toasted - about five minutes. Set those aside and allow them to cool whilst you start the onions cooking by pouring about two teaspoons of evoo into a heavy pan (I use my cast iron!) over medium-high heat.  Add your onions (see notes).  Now LEAVE THEM ALONE.  Though you may feel the urge to stir - DON'T!  Let them cook for two minutes, stir, then leave them alone again!    Repeat this process for about fifteen minutes, or until onions are browned and the edges look a tad crispy.  Pour half of your brandy in and let cook for one minute.  Sprinkle your rosemary in and stir.  Pour the other half of your brandy in and allow to continue to cook another minute or two.  Remove from heat and let cool.  Once cooled, put your mozz on your flatbread or pizza crust (see notes), sprinkle the onions over the entire crust, then top with pine nuts.  Put into the oven for seven to ten minutes, or until cheese is melted and onion-nut mixture is heated through.  Cut into desired-sized pieces and garnish with rosemary if ya like!

NOTES: As the Low-Carb Girl of The Fam, I pre-make the King Arthur's Keto Pizza Crust mix, but you can use whatever your favorite low-carb or regular pizza crust recipe or pre-made crust you wish!   It may seem that the onions are overloading the pan, but they will break down by the first time you carefully stir.  Make sure your crust or flatbread is pre-cooked and ready to have the ingredients put on.  Enjoy! And Merry Christmas!

HAM IT UP!!

SHE2016©

SHE2016©

This was a Christmas catering job, and it was so much fun!  The menu was magical, and not only perfect for the season, but great for the cooling winter months!  There was Shiner Bock beer bread with sweet honey-cream butter, bacon-wrapped green bean almandine stacks, a honkin-huge bowl of salad with honey mustard vinaigrette, sweet potato casserole with home-made marshmallows melted on top,  red velvet stack cakes, and the most gorgeous ham with orange-balsamic-honey-mustard-and-clove glaze.  And that, Ladies & Gents, is the recipe that follows!

ORANGE BALSAMIC HONEY MUSTARD & CLOVE GLAZE

juice and zest of a large orange

1/2 cup balsamic vinegar

1/2 cup Dijon mustard

1/2 cup honey

2 tbs ground clove

Combine all ingredients in a bowl and whisk until smooth.  Baste ham as it bakes, and pour remaining glaze over the ham as soon as it comes out of the oven.  Let rest.

NOTES: I used organic aged balsamic and orange blossom honey, but I'm certain any variation on this recipe with similar ingredients would taste just as amahz!!

YOUR (CHRISTMAS) GOOSE IS COOKED! (With Hanukkah Flair)

SHE©

SHE©

Every year for Christmas dinner, we make a traditional Jewish feast.  Though we are not Jewish, I think it turns out pretty authentic.  It consists of braised brisket, smoked goose, a noodle kugel, a vegetable side (this year was Parmesan-crusted baked green beans) and a rugelach for dessert.  It's truly amazing and we always take our time eating so we can savor every single, beautiful bite.  For the sake of this blog post, I am going to offer you the Christmas-inspired brine recipe I used on the goose prior to The Hubster smoking it.  It made for the juciest and most-moist goose EVER.  Shepen naches!

CHRISTMAS GOOSE BRINE

1 goose!

6 quarts cold water

One 12-ounce bottle amber beer, preferably Christmas blend, room temperature

1 cup kosher salt

1 cup packed brown sugar

1 pkg poultry seasoning (fresh thyme, rosemary and sage)

1 pkg star anise

2 cinnamon sticks

1/2 cup pumpkin pie spice

In a large pot, bring 1 quart of water to a boil over high heat. Add the beer, salt, sugar, fresh herbs and spices.  Stir until the sugar is dissolved.   Pour the hot brine into a container large enough to hold the turkey (I use a clean and sanitized igloo cooler) and add the remaining quarts of cold water to cool the brine. Place the turkey into the brine, making sure it is entirely submerged. Cover the container tightly with a lid or plastic wrap and refrigerate overnight.  When you're ready to cook (or smoke) the goose, remove from the brine and pat dry with paper towel.